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Good morning 6 year old, Wal-mart blender! What? Oh, you can't really blend a fruit smoothie without crushing the gigantic chunks of ice you conveniently leave at the bottom of the jar? 

I'm done with you.

Here we go! 

Black and Decker Cyclone vs. GE Digital Blender

              Cyclone                    GE

Price (5)             5                                            3

Presentation (10)    5                                           10

Blenderness (10)   1.3                                         10

Total           11.3                                       23

I'm proud to announce Aaron and I as proud new owners of the GE Digital Blender. I'm SO excited!!!